Month: March 2002

Oh yes by the way. I would like to thank the Academy for giving the Best Screenplay Based On Material Previously Produced Or Published to Akiva Goldsman. The guy wrote Batman and Robin for fuck sake and you give him a damn Oscar?

Salon ran this article on the Oscars earlier today. It’s interesting reading, while I agree with some of it (I really do think Denzel deserved that award, I can’t comment on Halle Berry as I’ve not seen her perfomance in that movie.), I don’t get how anyone can realisticly think the awards were given to simply cover the fact that Hollywood is racist. I could be very wrong but….

Sources in the know would seem to indicate that after the even better than expected opening for Blade II in the US last weekend, there will be some action on the Snipes Black Panther front within a week. You know Marvel et al could do a hell of alot worse than Wesley Snipes playing any of their superheroes over the years to come.
I am really looking forward to seeing Blade II at the weekend, everything I have read about it tells me I’ll love it.

So how do you tell someone to fuck off and do their job without bothering you politely?

AOL Keyword Moby has an exclusive stream of the first song, “We are all made of Stars” from Moby’s new album “18“. It’s quite good, I’ve been looking forward to this album for quite a while and this makes me look forward even more 🙂

All the Rage breaks some new info that could have a major affect on the Gaiman/McFarlane courtcase. This one is certainly getting interesting. Now if all parties would just hurry up and solve it I could go get the TPB of whatever they decide to call it and see for myself what all the fuss is about.

This is quite old but it is worthy of another posting. Numbers 8 & 1 are my personal favourites.

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, “Jedi Master Mace Windu,” say in the Star Wars Prequel:

10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room…accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. ‘What’ ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on ‘What’?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the motherfucker’s a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What’s the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Do I look like a bitch? Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber, it’s the one that says, “Bad Motherfucker” on it.