I have a time machine in my flat, in my bathroom to be precise. It also doubles as a shower. Every morning I have a shower pretty much first thing. I started noticing a while ago that while I did not take any longer in the shower, my showers were getting longer. This confused me somewhat. When I was simply taking a shower, I use to be in and out of the bathroom in 10 minutes flat.
These days when I have a shower it is always much longer than it seems. When I get out of the bathroom I find that 20 or even 25 minutes have passed and I’m always expecting it to be no more than then.
Having given the matter some thought I have come to the following single logical conclusion. My shower is in fact a time machine. Every time I step in, I move forward in time, usually about 10 minutes. Of course with such great power comes great responsibility and I will endeavour to use this power for the benefit of world peace.