There is only one way to keep a secret. Don’t tell anyone. If you are the only person who knows it then it is a secret. As soon as you tell one person it is no longer a secret.

It’s pretty hard to keep secrets around here. Someone knows something, they always do. Whether you tell them, or someone you told tells them or they pick up on it, someone knows something. This isn’t always a good thing, sometimes it can be kinda backward. But for the most case its pretty much respected. You don’t drop anyone in it….unless they want to be dropped in it of course.

Ya know I was gonna go somewhere with this, but its just turned into a massive hissy fit and I’m gonna just give up. For fuck sake, talk about fucking unnecessary bollocks. Just be fucking glad I can’t reply to all.