So in the news this weekend, the U.N. has come out in support of a ban on dwarf throwing. Yes you read that right. I guess they don’t have anything more important to do with their time. There are no madmen with personal grudges and nuclear weapons trying to start wars.
oh wait.
In a speech to the Senate, George W. Bushe said: ‘After all, this the guy who tried to kill my dad’ refering to Saddam Hussein. Does this not worry everyone?
Speaking of, it is a shame that the picture of G.W. holding a book upside down is a fake. It gave me a good laugh when I first saw it.
Accoring to some research in Germany; Natural Blondes ‘to die out in 200 years’ . hmm I have never actually dated a blonde girl, I tend to prefer brunettes or dark black.
Go check out this MetaFilter thread, and the links involved. To sum up:
Owner takes car to dealer.
Tech takes car on joyride at 140 mph.
Tech writes up experience and posts to internet.
Owner reads tech’s post.
Hilarity ensues!
Before I actually do the Which lesser-known Simpsons character are you? quiz, I suspect we can all guess the result.
If you got this wrong, you are in fact a moron 🙂
“There lurks, perhaps, in every human heart a desire of distinction, which inclines every man to hope, and then to believe, that nature has given himself something peculiar to himself.”
Samuel Johnson