So today is Thursday. This means that everywhere I go on the internet there are many Americans engaging in nerdgasm over seeing The Matrix: Reloaded yesterday or today. Bastards the lot of them. So not only on the boards, but on blogs I’m clicking very carefully and avoding the postings.

You know what’s really nice? Hot toast with melted butter and orange marmalde. That’s nice, but do you know what’s nicer? Not throwing it back up. Don’t look at me like that, you did ask!