So in a very exciting weekend to date.
Last night I went food shopping in ASDA and put two loads of washing on while I sat around reading comics on the couch.
Today I have a load of washing on while I sit around on the couch typing.

I’m hungry, I have some nice stuff for lunch that I picked up last night. Tonight I might go out somewhere and have something nice.

Weapons expert slashed wrist
Police have confirmed a body found in Oxfordshire woodland is Dr David Kelly, as Tony Blair comes under intense pressure over the Iraq dossier affair.