I slept really badly last night. I had some very strange dreams and spent quite a while waking up. As a result, this morning I feel like shit. Really like shit. My head hurts and my throat hurts and my stomach is a little unsettled.
I did have pizza with a whole hell of a lot of extra cheese on it last night…I may just google to see if that is an urban myth or not.

Ok sod google. I’m not wading through the crap it spews back for a simple query about cheese.