What do you think happens after you die?
Nothing, you just die. That, as they say, is that.
Do you believe in heaven?
Nope
Do you believe in hell?
Nope
Do you think you will be judged after you die?
Only by the people I leave alive who probably judge me already
How many people would attend your funeral?
I don’t want a funeral but I imagine there would be a couple of hundred.
Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral?
Laughing is good but they can save that for the wake.
What’s better? A shot in the head or downing pills?
Pills, as painless as possible.
What should be written on your tombstone?
I told you I didn’t want a fuckin tombstone
Would you rather die childless or divorced?
Childless.
Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Night if I’ve had a good day, morning otherwise
If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to?
Most to my family. Some of a couple of charities and a decent amount to pay for a wake.
What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral?
None.
On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember?
Um, hmm
Have you ever watched someone die?
Yes. When I was 15 or 16 one of the lads in school fell down during PE and died a few moments later. We found out shortly afterwards he had a dodgy heart.
What’s the most gruesome death you can imagine?
Lets not.
How often do you think about death?
Pretty rarely.
Is fear of dying your number one fear?
Nope, damaging my eyes in some way would have to be up there.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Nope
Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead?
No, in hindsight I do but I just didn’t know well enough back then.
Do you consider life short or long?
Too short. I’d like to live long enough to see the world go through some serious changes and of course to leave the world.
Do you think you have a soul?
Nope
Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is:
completely acceptable.
If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes?
floating in space.
Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be?
Hmm, if I had the option to die by my choice, yes absolutely. Otherwise probably yes too.