If Michael Phelps was a country, it would be number 10 in the medals rank at the Olympics.

You know what makes it even worse?

He was born in June 1985. He’s 19 years old and has just won 6 gold and 2 bronze medals.

That first little nugget from Neil this evening at V: Burn which was excellent. It’s late and I’m really tired so I’m now finally going to sleep.