As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife.
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all Irish women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it’s okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Irish women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Irish
Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless Ireland!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
WOMEN FROM LEITRIM AND LAOIS ARE ASKED NOT TO PARTICIPATE!!!