A team of scientists have taken the past 4 years to come up with the conclusion that the following is the worlds funniest joke:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
I am less than impressed. I am much more impressed with the funniest joke in Europe which did make me laugh. It is:
A patient says, “Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: ‘Could you please pass the butter?’
“But instead I said: ‘You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'”
However the folks at Grammarporn tops both of these quite easily, but be warned the humour is a little risqué:
Q: What do you get when you stab an infant with a kitchen knife?
A: An erection.