IF ONLY YOUR LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER
\nIf you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!
\nTo get your daily exercise, just click on “run”\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
\nIf you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”\u00a0\u00a0
\nHit “any key” to continue life when ready.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
\nTo get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.\u00a0\u00a0
\nTo “add\/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control panel.\u00a0\u00a0
\nTo improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.\u00a0\u00a0
\nIf life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
\nWhen you lose your car keys, click on “find.”\u00a0\u00a0
\n“Help” with the chores is just a click away.\u00a0\u00a0
\nYou wouldn’t need auto insurance.You’d use your diskette to recover from a crash.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
\nWe could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.\u00a0\u00a0
\nTo feel like a new person, click on “refresh.”\u00a0\u00a0
\nClick on “close” to shut up the kids and spouse.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0
\nTo undo a mistake, click on “back.”
\nIs your wardrobe getting old? Click “update.”\u00a0
\nIf you don’t like cleaning the litter box, click on “delete.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
IF ONLY YOUR LIFE COULD BE LIKE A COMPUTER If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend.”\u00a0\u00a0 Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 To get even … Continue reading “an old one and not really that funny but anyway…”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}