Are you tired of all those mushy “friendship” poems that always Sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a “friendship” poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself:<\/p>\n
Friend, when you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bitch who made you sad.<\/p>\n
When you are blue, I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.<\/p>\n
When you smile, I’ll know you finally got some.<\/p>\n
When you are scared, I will tease you about it every chance I get.<\/p>\n
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop whining.<\/p>\n
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.<\/p>\n
When you are sick, stay away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want what you’ve got.<\/p>\n
When you fall, I will try to keep from laughing.<\/p>\n
This is my oath, I pledge ’til the end. Why, you ask? Because you Are my friend.<\/p>\n
Send this to ten of your friends then get depressed because You realise you only have two, and one of them is not speaking to you Right now.<\/p>\n
And always remember: A friend will help you move house. But a Really good friend will help you move a body.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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