{"id":3462,"date":"2003-05-15T17:29:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-15T17:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2003\/05\/15\/"},"modified":"2003-05-15T17:29:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-15T17:29:00","slug":"3462","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2003\/05\/15\/3462\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today is Thursday. This means that everywhere I go on the internet there are many Americans engaging in nerdgasm over seeing <i>The Matrix: Reloaded<\/i> yesterday or today. Bastards the lot of them. So not only on the boards, but on blogs I&#8217;m clicking very carefully and avoding the postings.<\/p>\n<p>You know what&#8217;s really nice? Hot toast with melted butter and orange marmalde. That&#8217;s nice, but do you know what&#8217;s nicer? Not throwing it back up. Don&#8217;t look at me like that, you did ask!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today is Thursday. This means that everywhere I go on the internet there are many Americans engaging in nerdgasm over seeing The Matrix: Reloaded yesterday or today. Bastards the lot of them. So not only on the boards, but on blogs I&#8217;m clicking very carefully and avoding the postings. You know what&#8217;s really nice? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2003\/05\/15\/3462\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}