As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
\nwoman who is not his wife.<\/p>\n
So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all Irish women are asked to walk out of
\ntheir house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
\nCircling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
\neffort.<\/p>\n
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
\nto prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it’s okay to see
\nnude women other than their wife and to show support for all Irish women.
\nAnd since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
\nyour side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Irish
\nGovernment appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds
\nyour participation in this anti-terrorist activity.<\/p>\n
God bless Ireland!<\/p>\n
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!<\/p>\n
WOMEN FROM LEITRIM AND LAOIS ARE ASKED NOT TO PARTICIPATE!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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