{"id":3791,"date":"2002-12-21T14:13:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-21T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2002\/12\/21\/"},"modified":"2002-12-21T14:13:00","modified_gmt":"2002-12-21T14:13:00","slug":"3791","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2002\/12\/21\/3791\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: &#8220;<b>Yes, I&#8217;ve got monkeys in my pants.<\/b>&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2002\/US\/West\/12\/19\/monkey.pants.reut\/index.html\" title=\"\" onmouseover=\"JavaScript: self.status=''; return true;\" onmouseout=\"JavaScript: self.status=''; return false;\">Man sentenced for monkeys in pants<\/a><br \/>\nThe fact that this is a real line, said to customs agents possibily makes this the Greatest line ever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ve got monkeys in my pants.&#8221; Man sentenced for monkeys in pants The fact that this is a real line, said to customs agents possibily makes this the Greatest line ever!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}