Classy things to say when stressed:<\/p>\n
1. “Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you!!!”<\/p>\n
2. “You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing?!”<\/p>\n
3. “How many times do I have to flush before you go away?”<\/p>\n
4. “Well this day was a total waste of make-up”<\/p>\n
5. “Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine?”<\/p>\n
6. “Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.”<\/p>\n
7. “Do I look like a f**king people person!”<\/p>\n
8. “This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting”<\/p>\n
9. “I started out with nothing still have most of it left”<\/p>\n
10. “I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”<\/p>\n
11. “YOU!!… off my planet!!!”<\/p>\n
12. “Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose”<\/p>\n
13. “Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control”<\/p>\n
14. “Errors have been made. Others will be blamed”<\/p>\n
15. “And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be…?”<\/p>\n
16. “I’m not crazy. I’ve been in a very bad mood for 30 years.”<\/p>\n
17. “Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.”<\/p>\n
18. “Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed”<\/p>\n
19. “Do they ever shut up on your planet?”<\/p>\n
20. “I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable”<\/p>\n
21. “Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet”<\/p>\n
22. “Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.”<\/p>\n
23. “Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.”<\/p>\n
24. “I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?”<\/p>\n
25. “I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.”<\/p>\n
26. “Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.”<\/p>\n
27. “Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.”<\/p>\n
28. “Wait…I’m trying to imagine you with a personality”<\/p>\n
29. “Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done.”<\/p>\n
30. “Ambivalent? Well yes and no.”<\/p>\n
31. “You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?”<\/p>\n
32. “Earth is full. Go home.”<\/p>\n
33. “Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?”<\/p>\n
34. “I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.”<\/p>\n
35. “A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.”<\/p>\n
36. “You are depriving some village of an idiot.”<\/p>\n
37. “If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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