A TRUE FRIEND Are you tired of all those mushy “friendship” poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a “friendship” poem that really speaks true friendship and truth itself! <\/p>\n
Friend, <\/p>\n
When you are sad, …I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad. <\/p>\n
When you are blue, …I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. <\/p>\n
When you smile, …I’ll know you finally got some. <\/p>\n
When you are scared, …I will tease you about it every chance I get. <\/p>\n
When you are worried, …I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. <\/p>\n
When you are confused, …I will use little words to explain it to you – dumb a**. <\/p>\n
When you are sick, …stay away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want what you’ve got. <\/p>\n
When you fall, …I will try to keep from laughing. <\/p>\n
This is my oath, I pledge ’til the end. Why you ask? Because you’re my friend. <\/p>\n
Send this to 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you realize you only have 2, and one of them is not speaking to you right now. <\/p>\n
And always remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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