{"id":3959,"date":"2002-10-06T11:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-10-06T11:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2002\/10\/06\/"},"modified":"2002-10-06T11:49:00","modified_gmt":"2002-10-06T11:49:00","slug":"3959","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/2002\/10\/06\/3959\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The WEF is closed.<\/p>\n<p>damn.<\/p>\n<p>The second last joke made me laugh<\/p>\n<p>A lawyer, a priest and a female social worker were fleeing the Titanic.<br \/>\nThe Social Worker says: &#8220;We must try and save the children.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The Laywer says: &#8220;Fuck the children.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The Priest looks anxiously and says: &#8220;Do you think there&#8217;s time?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The WEF is closed. damn. The second last joke made me laugh A lawyer, a priest and a female social worker were fleeing the Titanic. The Social Worker says: &#8220;We must try and save the children.&#8221; The Laywer says: &#8220;Fuck the children.&#8221; The Priest looks anxiously and says: &#8220;Do you think there&#8217;s time?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}