I have a time machine in my flat, in my bathroom to be precise. It also doubles as a shower. Every morning I have a shower pretty much first thing. I started noticing a while ago that while I did not take any longer in the shower, my showers were getting longer. This confused me somewhat. When I was simply taking a shower, I use to be in and out of the bathroom in 10 minutes flat. <\/p>\n
These days when I have a shower it is always much longer than it seems. When I get out of the bathroom I find that 20 or even 25 minutes have passed and I’m always expecting it to be no more than then.<\/p>\n
Having given the matter some thought I have come to the following single logical conclusion. My shower is in fact a time machine. Every time I step in, I move forward in time, usually about 10 minutes. Of course with such great power comes great responsibility and I will endeavour to use this power for the benefit of world peace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I have a time machine in my flat, in my bathroom to be precise. It also doubles as a shower. Every morning I have a shower pretty much first thing. I started noticing a while ago that while I did not take any longer in the shower, my showers were getting longer. This confused me … Continue reading “Time Traveller”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}