This is quite old but it is worthy of another posting. Numbers 8 & 1 are my personal favourites.<\/p>\n
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, “Jedi Master Mace Windu,” say in the Star Wars Prequel: <\/p>\n
10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for. <\/p>\n
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. <\/p>\n
8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room…accept no substitutes. <\/p>\n
7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine. <\/p>\n
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker. <\/p>\n
5. ‘What’ ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on ‘What’? <\/p>\n
4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say! <\/p>\n
3. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the motherfucker’s a carpet. Yeah Chewie got a hair problem. What’s the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie. <\/p>\n
2. Do I look like a bitch? Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? <\/p>\n
1. Hand me my lightsaber, it’s the one that says, “Bad Motherfucker” on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is quite old but it is worthy of another posting. Numbers 8 & 1 are my personal favourites. The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, “Jedi Master Mace Windu,” say in the Star Wars Prequel: 10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ’cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids … Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davebushe.net\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}