Once again, the Hallowe’en season has passed without a single local child being seriously injured. <\/p>\n
“It’s a disgrace,” Thomas Street resident Mr Norman Stinker told our reporter yesterday. “If I’m going to be kept awake every night for two months, I want the satisfaction of knowing that at least one of the little fuckers will blow his arm off.”<\/p>\n
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